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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via emxxma)

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geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

(Source: berserkgear, via xseahavenx)

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jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

(via from-hanson-with-love)

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lifeismymuse:

theoriginalspike:

sexytardis:

thefoxxybenedict:

kitbuckle:

you-should-be-writing:

insideonemind:

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

FOREVER REBLOG

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

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Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

Also Harry’s face.

this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.

(Source: princessdianafrances, via pariahguy)

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badtuesday:

orangeorgasm:

badtuesday:

Same haircut for like 7 years

UNFFFF

Yo


Damn c;

badtuesday:

orangeorgasm:

badtuesday:

Same haircut for like 7 years

UNFFFF

Yo

Damn c;

(via must-be-a-lesbian)

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badtuesday:

orangeorgasm:

badtuesday:

Same haircut for like 7 years

UNFFFF

Yo

badtuesday:

orangeorgasm:

badtuesday:

Same haircut for like 7 years

UNFFFF

Yo

(via must-be-a-lesbian)

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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via killinganonymously)

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Anonymous asked: Hey, are you single by any chance?


Answer:

I’m not, sorry. But I’m always looking for friends ! Message me off anon.

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Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks, via emxxma)

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Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?


Answer:

sloppyantics:

jp1120:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

bahaha

I can’t fucking stop laughing.

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tyleroakley:

Give your body a minute to catch up with how cute your personality is.

(Source: heathers-rivera, via ulquire)

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via morghan-watson)

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